emails

inviting

Russia, Chelyabinsk

10.09.1989

Dear Sam,

Sorry that I haven't been writing to you since august. I was too busy.

I would like to suggest you to take a part in rock concert where I will play on guitar. This concert will start at 4:32 am at fourth of October in the Gorky Park.

As far as you know I’ve been playing on guitar since today. So it’s would be first concert where I would ever play. That is excited I cannot wait to see you there.

Let me know will you go or will not you till tomorrow. Hope to see you there.

Best wishes,

Ben


accepting

                                                                                                                     Chelyabinsk, Russia

                                                                                                                        10.09.1989

Darling Ben,

Great to hear from you! I really appreciate you for your invitation on rock concert where you will take a part as a guitarist player, to my mind that this is going to be legendary.

I would like to come to see your first performance. So I will do it I will come to see you. But I want to ask you where exactly would it happen? Do you sure that it would happen at 4:32 am? Because it is too early for concert.

Alright I will see you there. Thank you again for your inanition.

From Russia with love,

Sam

refusing

                                                                                                                        Chelyabinsk, Russia

                                                                                                                        10.09.1989

Dear Ben,

Hello what’s happening in your life? Thank you a lot for your invitation on rock performance.

Unfortunately I cannot take a part in concert where you will play on guitar. I am so sorry but I will sleep at the time when this concert will happen. Because this concert will start at 4:32 am so I am working on this time. So I will lost work if I wouldn’t come.

I am sorry again but my work is much more important than your concert.  Anyway thank you again for your invitation on the rock performance.

From Russia with best wishes,

John cabrón

asking advice

Chelyabinsk Russia

12.03.1917

Mr. Dickenson,

Hello Mr. Dickenson, I am your huge fun. I have been reading your books since my childhood. So now I want to write my own novel, but have a problem with novel writing.

I decided to write a novel with the name “War and Peace”, but never had I ever tried to write so I don't where to start to write a book.

So could you please help me with writing a book give me an advice where to start writing a book. I hope that you can find the time to help with an advice.

Yours sincerely,

Mr. Gordon

Giving advice

  

                                                                                                                        Chelyabinsk, Russia

                                                                                                                        10.09.1989

 Ms. Juanita,

I am working with you. So I want to help you work better.

To be honest, you are working not well at all, because after your last visit at the Mr. Johnson house he has lost his clocks. I know that you have stolen it but I would like to recommend you to steal Mr. Johnson’s fridge when next time you will work in his house again. You should take more than one things during robbery.

I Hope things will improve in your next robbery, because now you are doing it awful. Also I hope that you will join my opinion.

Best wishes,

Mr. Al Capone